May 2013
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May 23rd
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UGH
I collect cassettes, and periodically check eBay for large lots. I just found a lot of 2 dozen or so skinhead* cassettes, with charming names like “Flameable Hebrews,” “Soundtrack for Aryan War,” and “To Kampf,” for auction. Some Nazi puke is selling them off because he’s “no longer in the scene” (please, if you were really moving past your...
May 20th
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May 20th
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This Is Not Jewish: glintglimmergleam: faineemae:... →
glintglimmergleam: faineemae: did i just see someone on tumblr say that it’s okay that benadryl cumberdoodle played a character that was originally south asian because amitabh bachchan played a jewish man in the great gatsby A) that’s gross B) that’s gross C) meyer wolfsheim…
May 18th
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May 18th
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HE'S TOTALLY RIGHT THOUGH
I’ve got a colleague’s car parked at my house while she’s traveling, and today my neighbor asked me about it. “Did you get a new car or a new roommate or something?” “Nah, I’m just watching my friend’s car while she’s abroad working.” “Really? Where?” “South Africa.” “Is she a white girl?” ...
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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QUESTION
How do you have a live-in boyfriend and still not get any makeouts on Make Out Day? Does this mean the magic is gone :(
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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May 6th
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I passed my comprehensive exams!
May 1st
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April 2013
55 posts
Apr 27th
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“On a day when the wind is perfect, the sail just needs to open and the world is...”
– Rumi (via shaktilover) I don’t know what to do. Move back to Charleston and pursue a MA in Preservation? To to Atlanta to be with friends? Stay in Knoxville? Move to Asheville? I’ll await some sort of answer.  (via kudzujulep) ATLANTA
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...”
– Clifton Fadiman I have seen a looooot of tourists to my home country who could’ve used this reminder. (via crankyskirt) Shout out to the Brits complaining about not finding a “decent curry” in Spain. (via espill) Shoutout to the fellow Americans I met in Spain in 2009 who got pissy because the...
Apr 24th
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MY NEIGHBOR
Trae is seven years old, lives catercorner from me, and loves our house because it contains a motorcycle, a huge RC car, a shed full of tools, two cats, and a dog. I work from home, so naturally, he drops in nearly every day, sometimes with his adorable pit bull puppy, Gorgeous. I strongly suspect him of deliberately letting the air out of his basketball and soccer ball in order to gain access to...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“We see a dog, it is barking. It could be a K9 unit. We don’t know. It is a dog.”
– CNN (via kateoplis)
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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STATE OF THE UNION
My comprehensive exams begin tomorrow and continue for a gut-wrenching week and a half. Three written exams (20 pages, 24 hours each), then a two-hour oral exam.  I’ve been incredibly sick lately, to the point of actually qualifying for disability services from the school, and am not prepared, but my advisor promised that I wouldn’t be kicked out and that there’s nothing wrong...
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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“Funny how British people who live abroad are expatriates, while foreigners who...”
– Mark Weston (via melanyouth) yes yes yes got nothing to say about brits who move to spain to open a pub and don’t even bother learning the language but the polish guy down ur road is a different story apparently (via gods-acre) “These people have been living here for twenty years and can barely...
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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“So if your phone doesn’t move from a single location between the hours of 10...”
– From “Why Facebook Home bothers me: It destroys any notion of privacy.” Spotted by ayjay who adds, “But that particular future isn’t going to happen to those of us who don’t have Facebook accounts.” (via frailestthing) or smart phones (via davereed) Yet another reason why should get off Facebook...
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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