Never mind about the music in the Starbucks, they just threw on Odelay!
THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH TODAY
My internet’s down in my apartment I need the internet because I’m changing apartments today, I don’t have a phone, and my landlord hasn’t emailed me back to confirm times yet. Wifi hotspots aren’t common here, and most of them don’t open until after siesta, so I’m at the Centro Starbucks using their wifi. This is bad because carriage horses...
SEX HAS MANY FACES
Can you believe that this amazing tank top was stuck in a one-euro rack at some random going-out-of-business sale here in Sevilla? It’s way too small for me (I’m pulling it taut here so you can see the writing; otherwise it bunches up), but I don’t give a good goddamn, I’m wearing this all day every day from now on. edit: dear god, is that sign in the background ever...
What is it with uptight white people and their bizarre crusade against saggy pants?
MY PROBLEMS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE...
Found an amazing Miu Miu skirt at a vintage shop in Rome for twenty euro. Couldn’t try it on there, but when I got home last night I tried it on and it’s way too small and can’t be altered. If I lost maybe 5-10 pounds it would be fine, but since I literally ate an entire sleeve of Pim’s Delight for breakfast I don’t think that is in the cards.
THE BOYS THE BOYS
A guy I had a huge crush on when I was 16 “liked” a wall post I’d made on a mutual friend’s Facebook, so I friended him with a note explaining who I was (after all it had been ten years). He didn’t remember me. And asked me if perhaps I was thinking of our mutual friend instead, because he definitely didn’t know who I was. And accepted my friend request but...
IT CAN NEVER BE
Obama is so not feeling this.
Short video from the beginning of Sevilla’s Concentracion at town hall
IF YOU COOK THE WAY YOU WALK, I WILL EAT IT ALL,...
Yeah I just bet you would. Weirdest street harassment ever.
AS LONG AS IT WAS ONLY ONE
I don’t care about attracting people to my page, but nonetheless this Google Analytics account has provided nothing but good times since I got it.