YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS
We must make it clear that a platform of ‘I hate gay men and women’ is not a way...– Jimmy Carter, relevant now more than ever. (via gaywrites) Jimmy Carter is so BAMFY, it hurts. There’s also this. Former President Jimmy Carter issued a statement Sunday announcing he is severing all ties with the Southern Baptist Church due to their treatment of women. A devout Southern Baptist...
STUDY: 96 PERCENT OF HUMANS WOULD RATHER BE... →
Fun fact about me: I have a crippling and ridiculous phobia of animatronics, mascots, puppets, and other things of that ilk. I would, like the dissenting 4% in this article, strongly prefer to be the wax sculpture of Harrison Ford.
Ben and I joked about stopping at McDonald’s and getting that gross 20-piece nugget meal on the way back from the pool, but now talking about it has given me insane McNugget cravings to the point where I don’t even want to eat the barbecue everyone is having for dinner. I don’t want it at all.
I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this GARBAGE?’ And the...– Nick Cave (via tulletulle)
Charcoal jersey leggings, Zara Black leather sneakers, Adidas Dove gray assymetrical tank, Zara Black oversized men’s sweater, Lefties Tortoiseshell Wayfarers Neon prange nail polish Black leather tote, Saks 55 HOURS I HAVE BEEN WEARING THIS FOR 55 HOURS FUCKKkkk
BLANKET IS MY FAVORITE JACKSON
I was just going to put up one picture, but I kept finding more. Blanket is too hardcore to be kept down with only one picture anyways.
GUIRI Y LANGOSTA
Both of them today. Both of them. Nobody has ever, EVER called me either of those to my face in all the time I’ve spent here, unless I was in a group of other Americans. When I first came here, I made it my goal to fit in as much as possible. I know I’ll never really be a sevillana, but I didn’t want people to identify me as a foreigner from a block away, especially if I was...
Jacksonville Public Libraries (aka A Shining Star...
petuniafist: There are few things that make me think fondly of Jacksonville, FL. One of the things that DOES is their amazing Public Library system and staff… The Jacksonville Public Library zine collection has invited Kathleen Hanna, (of 90s riot grrrl band, Bikini Kill), to do an event…She said yes… Words cannot express my level of excitement over this…so, anyone wanna go to Jacksonville in...
MY FACEBOOK POSTS KEEP DISAPPEARING RANDOMLY
That’s sweet, it’s like they’re doing their best to prevent me from embarrassing myself in front of all my friends and colleagues. Keep on truckin’, Facebook Bug.
HERE COMES THE SUN
Fell asleep on the beach. Entire back side of body bright red except for tiny thong tan line. It looks hilarious but does not feel very nice, especially when I sit down. Do not know what to do, as I have olive skin and am not outdoorsy and have therefore not burned red since a terrible oversight in 1991 when I was accidentally left outdoors for several hours in an open-backed pinafore. I remember...
MY FRIEND SCOTT JUST MESSAGED ME FROM THE...
“It’s hot and everyone talks like a douchey version of you.”
AT LEAST SOMEONE IS SUPPORTIVE OF MY BAD HABITS
“Got a cigarette?” “Yeah, here you go.” “Lucky Strikes? Unfiltered?! Face of a beautiful woman, smokes like a strong man! I love you!” As I walked away I could hear him saying to his friend, “She gave me Lucky Strikes!”
TOWN CALLED MALICE
Like clockwork, every July 31st, Sevilla empties out for vacation. Bars, stores, even little newsstands close for the month, houses are shuttered, the businesses that remain cut their hours. Even the tourists thin out perceptibly—Europeans generally hit the beaches in late summer, not the cities, and Americans all head back home to go back to work and school. It’s incredibly weird to...