July 2012
126 posts
catladysoul:
i’m not your manic pixie dream girl mother fucker i will end you
I always love
stfuconfederates:
how the woman who isn’t in the marriage
is called a homewrecker
after the affair
but the man who is married
somehow isn’t a homewrecker
even tho people who haven’t made a commitment to not fuck the same person for the rest of their lives can fuck whomever they want
like
do only women have the magical ability to wreck homes
wat
FLORIDA SENDS ITS TUBERCULOSIS PATIENTS TO A... →
It’s exactly what it sounds like. The last dedicated state TB hospital/sanitarium was shut down, and instead they’ve been shipping tuberculosis patients to a rundown motel on Jacksonville’s Northside, a blighted area full of, you guessed it, poor people who were not warned about the risks of possible TB transmission in their neighborhood. Oh, and that includes the workers who...
ruefontaine replied to your post: kyriezombie replied to your photo: I finally took…
ALSO HD Definition Powder or something like that; I don’t recall the name but it was used on me in photoshoots and also it’s really good for anti-shiny and other practical things.
I think I know the stuff you’re talking about! A friend of mine uses it (also for shoots) and she had me try it once. It...
kyriezombie replied to your photo: I finally took the advice so many well-meaning…
Do you think you might have better luck getting the black lipstick to stay on if you applied a little powder after you put it on? One of those transluscent loose powder eyeshadows maybe? Or a shimmering one for SPACE LIPS. I don’t know I’m just guessing tbh.
Putting powder on before helps keep it on, but...
ccolfer:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
ruefontaine:
i don’t want to pass as a man or a woman i want to fail as both
makeupandprofanity:
When people ask me how I “became a feminist:” Basically it’s like Tyra Mail that Luna from Sailor Moon brings you and you open it and glitter and arm pit hair falls out and then you read the message and it says “MISANDRY 2012,” and then your first vibrator appears under your pillow.
“”Soy de Parecer, que los Yngleses llaman *Crackers,* son mas Salvajes,...”
– My friend James came across this delightful excerpt from an eighteenth-century Spanish document. Roughly translated (and I mean roughly, help me out Mire), it says: “I am of the opinion that the ones the English call “Crackers” are more savage than these Indians.”
Yes,...
espill replied to your post: THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
AHAHAHAHA oh God this is priceless babe. Good hygiene. Oh dear.
“So hey, you should give me a call sometime. I bathe regularly, own several Hot Topic-purchased Clash albums, and if the 80’s ever come back, I can totally help you do ‘Winds of Change’ at karaoke.”
THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
I’ve been using the same email address for over ten years, which means that my archives are full to bursting, mostly with crap that makes me weep with embarrassment. Especially this unintentionally-hilarious exchange with a friend in 2000, in which I lament my inability to get a date and then go on to list all my good qualities. Some excerpts:
Good hygiene
Can make you burned CDs
...
SICK NOTES, DAY 3.5
Ice cream does not work. Nor is grenadine an acceptable substitute for cough syrup despite the similar taste.
I missed a crucial Fulbright workshop today because I can’t move under my own power for more than five minutes. Fuck me.
I have discovered Keeping Up With The Kardashians, by which I mean “Scott Disick mocking everyone for an hour.”
Tom Waits makes me cry if I...
espill:
lightbuld19:
you know those cookies that are really soft and good and look like this
if you buy those you better keep them out of my sight or i will literally eat the entire box in 5 minutes they are the best
American food looks w-e-i-r-d
LIES those cookies are amazing
ANTHEM
Finally ran the last Randroid off my Facebook! I know, I could have just unfriended them all myself, but the victory is all the sweeter this way.
Sickness update: Jim is fetching me ice cream. I have pinned all my hopes for recovery upon it. Also, I have identified the source of my illness: my friend Jessica’s adorable tow-headed two-year-old, Marius. Vengeance against him is not possible...
I CAN'T SEE CLEAR, BUT WHAT I SEE IS ALRIGHT
Finally got to sleep for a couple hours, and with the aid of my 101F fever I dreamed a vision of the future that was, tragically, limited to what kind of changes were in store for Facebook’s mobile app. For the curious, you’re going to be able to log in on multiple accounts at once, and the notifications list is going to be an interactive map divided according to type of notification...
kyriezombie replied to your post: espill said: Bb qué te pasa :( get well soon xxx …
My friend Blayne eats plain oatmeal with hot sauce in it whenever he gets sick. Maybe that would help?
Alas, it would not—anything with capsaicin in it gives me hives, which is why I had a bi ol’ jar of horseradish on hand. I love the taste of spicy food and horseradish is the closest I can get...
espill said: Bb qué te pasa :( get well soon xxx
aw gracias <3
Sickness update: Hunger overcame me, so I staggered out to the kitchen and found the one thing I could make in less than 3 minutes, a packet of instant mashed potatoes left over from when I made knish for Passover. In order to defeat the hideous taste of instant potatoes and create a taste powerful enough to defeat my 100%...
TODAY ON SICK SAD WORLD
I’m sick in bed for the second day in a row. Yesterday wasn’t too bad, but today is wretched. I managed to stagger to my Spanish class, but I got into bed when I got back and I don’t think I’m going anywhere for the rest of the day. I have water, lozenges, tissues, and my netbook in easy reach, but standing up for more than a few minutes makes me dizzy and nauseous. This...
Dante's Disco Inferno: Runaway Slave →
bitchslap-barbie:
DH and I went to see a movie tonight, for stress relief. It’s been a tough day.
We got in the theatre, and were immediately accosted by three white women sitting at a table with piles of movie posters and handouts. (Note: I’m a white woman myself.I didn’t want to…
Oh hell no. And it’s coming to Kennesaw :(
I like to imagine that it’s coming to Kennesaw...
