When I visited Tokyo, I stopped at Akihabara Electric Town for some unknown godforsaken reason, and I saw a dude who looked an awful lot like this spend what had to be at least ten thousand yen on a crane machine full of those anime body pillows. After I got tired of watching him, I walked outside and saw a three-story-high billboard of a blushing anime girl bending over and showing her panties. Then I went to a bar full of cats. A thousand yen got you in, got you a drink, and got you unlimited wifi and Wii time, but I was the only one drinking. Everybody else was lying listlessly on a beanbag, clutching a cat and whispering to it.
That was a really strange vacation.