Today’s work, revealed on the internets for all to see. First up, portrait in progress. I always start with the facial features like a moron and then I get stuck because that’s not a good way to do it. On the plus side I have perfectly captured my snub nose:

Round two, the vintage dress. It used to be all pale blue, now it rocks several shades thereof. The pose is really weird, I know—the dress is several sizes too small and does not zip up, so I had to contort myself to get the thing to stay on me:

Bodice detail. Ignore the wacky arms:

And my old thrifted Armani Exchange shirt, previously only worn when practicing some major-league man-repelling. Now it is chic in a gross way and I love it. I went for tie-dye dip-dye here. I don’t actually know how to tie-dye:

Anyways, that is what I’ve been doing to distract myself from the fact that I am going to fail my qualifying exam in Chinese this week. Enjoy the fruits of my anxiety!